The 1st Annual RX Pornography Awards

[Boxslayer]

I focus a little bit more on posting my plays and the rubber room turns into a snooze fest. Lets throw a little bone in here, and get some action going.


Welcome to the 1st Annual Pornography Awards.

Please vote your write-in candidates for the work done in some of these magnificent pictures.

1. Best Anal - Taylor Rain

-Now I know why they call it a poop shoot.


2. Best Reality BJ Series - Ghetto Gaggers

-Saliva city


3. Best Supporting Actress and the Finalists Are:

1. Eva Angelina
2. Brooke
3. Mika Tan
4. Eve Lawrence
5. Tory Lane

My vote: Eve Laurence. Fun fact: Did you know Eve Laurence's IQ is ridiculously high? Oh yeah. "The More You Know".


4. Best Actor - Peter North

-The man is still firing some off at an alarming distance despite banging hot women everyday of his life. It just never gets old for Pete, and you cant ignore that cant of passion for his work.


5. Best Actress in a Big Time Movie:

1. Jenna Jameson
2. Brianna Banks
3. Krystal Steal

My winner: Brianna Banks. What a wonderful actress in some epic films.



6. Most likely to die from some sort of a disease: Taylor Rain. What a filthy whore.


7. The Charles W. Skinsraj III Award for Prestigious and Utter Angry and Emotional Sex:

Tory Lane. Limewire "Tory lane gets stoned" to see this woman get smacked around and love it. She also appears in many other epic films such as housewife 1 on 1.


8. Best Reality Series

-Please Bang my Wife. Pretty funny stuff here. Like these old men actually take their wives to go get banged by this ripped guy with a 14 inch monster and that makes their marriage stronger.


9. Best MILF Award (35 and older):

Vicky Vette. Terrific.


10. Fetish Award.

Barefoot Maniacs. These chicks give handjobs, or should i say footjobs like Primates.


11. Hottest Hispanic

Jenaveve Jolie. Ay dios mio.

 

[~DaOnEaNdOnLy777~]

Good man! You definetely know your porno bro! Glad to see I'm not the only one in here who takes notes! :lolBIG: And I gots to give you a big :thumbsup2: on your #11 choice as Jenaveve has been doing it for me bigtime lately as well! In fact she just helped me with "the release" of a million or so of my offspring about 15 minutes ago! Now I need a nap.

 

[syddiggers]

I love watching the expressions on the chicks faces who get jizzed to the extreme by the freak, Peter North. Theyre either in shock as his load hits them like a punch in the face, stunned at the amount of cum he covers them in, or in awe and trying not to piss themselves laughing at the sheer ridiculousness of his load.

All hail the King

 

[Boxslayer]

I love watching the expressions on the chicks faces who get jizzed to the extreme by the freak, Peter North. Theyre either in shock as his load hits them like a punch in the face, stunned at the amount of cum he covers them in, or in awe and trying not to piss themselves laughing at the sheer ridiculousness of his load.

All hail the King

I love when chicks look like they are about to vomit when a guy puts his baby batter on a girls face. You can tell the ones that dont want it in their mouth, and they are holdingg their breath, and they just look like "oh god make it stop."

cracks me up

 

[Boxslayer]

Good man! You definetely know your porno bro! Glad to see I'm not the only one in here who takes notes! :lolBIG: And I gots to give you a big :thumbsup2: on your #11 choice as Jenaveve has been doing it for me bigtime lately as well! In fact she just helped me with "the release" of a million or so of my offspring about 15 minutes ago! Now I need a nap.

I have the highest speed internet money can buy. DVD Burner. Terabyte hard drive. Something is always downloading.

Porn movies are like this generations baseball cards. I'm a collector. And when you get a rare one, it is like having a Mickey Mantle rookie card.

I would equate Mickey Mantles rookie card in the porn biz, to getting a recent film of Jenna Jameson getting banged by 2 guys at once.

I think shes married now, and she does a lot of lesbo scenes now.

uppy:

 

[passingthewind]

Peter North....someone has to have an answer on how this dude can shoot a load that looks like it is about a gallon of spew....how does one produce a gallon load???

 

[CaptainMorgan]

[Best Anal - Taylor Rain/QUOTE]

When she turns 35, they will have to sew her ass shut so shit doesnt just fall out of her. Never seen a chick take friggen 2x4 mamoth cocks in her rectal vault quite like she does. Its like she cant feel it, she is a filthy cum gobbling whore

 

[WCBias]

I think shes married now, and she does a lot of lesbo scenes now.

uppy:

She left her husband for Tito Ortiz...she is now a UFC fixture.

Some on your list are old-schoolers....Taylor Rain, Briana Banks and Krystal Steal are circa 2001/2002. Jenna goes back to the 90's. I don't think these girls have even been nominated for an AVN award for years, although Banks just won the crossover award. These girls are has beens, all of them are in their late 20's or early 30's...

there are some new honeys that belong on that list. I don't know their names yet, but they are hot as all hell. I'll try to do some research.

 

[Boxslayer]

they are the megastars of pornthats why i say that

 

[Rawpimple]

you guys should have a PhD in porno. Very great insight and ANALysis.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Somebody hook me up with a goddamned paysite password NOW.

I need me some Tory Lane and these other skanks masturbating...hold me.

 

[syddiggers]

Peter North....someone has to have an answer on how this dude can shoot a load that looks like it is about a gallon of spew....how does one produce a gallon load???

Some phenomenons are better left unknown. We should just sit back and be thankful that this creature was created, and more importantly, pointed down the right career path.

What a waste and a tragedy it would have been if he was Peter North, Regional Manager of Sales.

:toast:

 

[syddiggers]

For all of your research needs for favourtie pornstars both old and new, go to bomis.com Under the celebrity heading click on female, then click on adult video and away you go. There is an alphabetical listing for every woman who has ever been paid to take a load.

I look forward to hearing about some of your new loves.

 

[barman]

Best Oral...Just got a gander of three or four of a series from Dave Cummings...Knee Pad Nymphos

Best website is probably VideoBox, but the MikesApartment subscription also gets you a gaggle of good sites under one monthly fee.

 

[~DaOnEaNdOnLy777~]

Somebody hook me up with a goddamned paysite password NOW.

I need me some Tory Lane and these other skanks masturbating...hold me.

Try this one...go to the bangbrosnetwork page and click on member log-in. Here it is:

username: shankaka
password: hoerzink


You're welcome!

 

[newbie666]

Peter North....someone has to have an answer on how this dude can shoot a load that looks like it is about a gallon of spew....how does one produce a gallon load???

on porn industry
they have to be in abstinence for 28 days
that avoids, masturbation and wet dreams...
plus tons of Zinc...

do the same and you'll be surprised..

i heard lot of times about wet dreams
never had one... then one day i proposed not to masturbate
to feel how it looks like...
shit. after 14 days, i cummed and wet all the fucking bed and my pijamas...
that's why i allways jack it off to avoid repeat the experience...uppy: